Ladies and gentlemen, Eric Cartman sings the love theme from Final Fantasy 4

Uh, yeah, fuck you Brentalfloss
Eh-em!

I really hate you guys
Oh I'm seriously I hate you guys
I could never overemphasize
Just how much I really hate you guys
Oh, I hate you more than Tweek
Oh you guys are really fuckin' weak
Even when we're playing hide and seek
In your mouth I wanna take a leak

You got me climbing up the walls, you really ought to suck my balls
If not my balls, at least my taint or my dong

Seriously you guys
Suck my balls