[Verse 1]
Drive through the sky right by a thunderstorm
Cause permanent hearing loss with a giant horn
Why not play chicken with a frickin' plane?
Or a charging subway train? (Good idea)
Now throw a bomb and set your friends ablaze
Break twenty laws and cause massive flight delays
Piranha Plants and boomerangs are new
Tim Burton's house is also in there too!

[Pre-Chorus]
Flying through space like a cosmic ray
With no seat belts or helmets to get in our way

[Chorus]
These are all things that we let fucking babies do
These are all things
These are all things we let babies do (Fucking babies)
No, no, no!
Death, death, death, death, death
Baby death
Holy shit!

[Verse 2]
That wild Yoshi sanctuary tho
Let's build a racetrack there, 'cause fuck nature, bro!
That fountain's either pee or lemonade
And Luigi's throwin' shade
Now memorize all seven Koopa Kids
You'll know their names, but not who their mother is
Your former kart is now a hellish sled
You're in the victory lane, but baby, watch your head!
[Pre-Chorus]
Careen across the ice like a hockey puck
And put the pedal to the metal toward an oncoming truck

[Chorus]
These are all things that we let fucking babies do
These are all things
These are all things we let babies do (Fucking babies)
No, no, no!
Death, death, death, death, death, death
Baby death