[Verse 1]
Welcome to Miitomo, it’s a mobile app for Miis
Like a slightly altered Miiverse, but you don't play on your Wiis
You'll find it warm and soothing even though it makes you cringe
Make a Mii that looks just like you, unless you are a ginge

Once you've got the app and you have signed up and you've joined
It bribes you like your grandma with some candy and with coins

Talk about what bread you like and why you love your cat
And find out what bread people like and why they love their cat
You can dress up like a spaceman or a ninja or a dancer
But it mostly asks you questions and you basically just answer

Nintendo first released it in the nation of Japan
But the core mechanic's perfect for big-mouth Americans

[Chorus 1]
'Cause you talk about yourself, talk and talk about yourself
Pretend that you are listening, then talk about yourself
Keep on talkin' 'bout yourself, talk and talk about yourself
And try some clothes and buy some clothes
But mostly you just talk about yourself

About yourself, you jerk off
Yes, you
[Verse 2]
Nintendo has a tragic view of social interaction
It's not just in Miitomo, you can see it when StreetPassin'
If you want to find out more about a Mii who isn't you
Just shove candy in their face, this is not what humans do

If you want a special item like a T-shirt or a dress
You must hoist your friends and drop them to a cruel pachinko death
You'll add a bunch of people so your Mii can level up
But then spend all of your candy doing research on your crush

[Chorus 2]
And then talk about yourself, talk and talk about yourself
And stalk your crush, and comment gush, but then back to yourself
Keep on talkin' 'bout yourself, talk and talk about yourself
And make some creepy pictures, but mostly you just talk about yourself

[Outro]
You can use bad words in a Nintendo product, finally
But who the fuck cares?
It's already losing popularity

Miitomo