Whoa, I like games and I like hitting
I like cardboard tubes and shitting
I like dressin' up like the devil
That's why I like Life and Level

Josh is a violent and loud Caucasian
Johnny is a quiet, unassuming Asian
They play games with one another
Then they inevitably hurt each other

I like games and I like glasses
I like darts being thrown at asses
Yes, in games and pain I revel
That's why I like Life and Level

Spin that noob wheel, spin it real good
Spin that noob wheel, spin it real good
Spin that noob wheel, spin it real good
Spin that noob wheel, spin it real good, man

I like games and I like brawlers
I like grown men in shock collars
I do not like Aaron Neville
But I do like
You should too like
Yes, I do like Life and Level
Go watch it now