Oh princess, listen to me!

I was human but now I'm amphibian, oh
Ribbity ribbity ribbity ribbity
I will answer to Frog although my real name is Glenn
Kiss me

Yes, I like eating june bugs
No, I'm not very tall
But I'll worship you, warts and all

Um, awesome
Uh, except I'm really not into frogs
Wait, hear me out! I'm not finished!
Oh

Frogs all follow a very firm moral code
Ribbity but never flibbertigibbity
You will find I am not your average Mr. Toad
(Get it?)

I won't turn into a prince
Or dance with you at the ball
But I will worship you
2-4-6-0, warts and all
So what do you say, sugarbutt?