Welcome to the land of Minecraft
Where anything your mind can think can be real
No matter if you're grown or a tiny child
You're sure to divine its timeless appeal

So go invent your perfect world, you don't have to ask for help
If it exists inside your heart, you can build it all yourself
It's so much more extensive than it seems
In Minecraft, children build the stuff of dreams

Like a giant penis
Or a rose-colored giant penis
Or a golden giant penis
Or a "thataway!" giant penis

Or a sparkly giant penis
Or a festive giant penis
Or a flat talking giant penis
Or a flat non-talking giant penis

Or a purple giant penis
Or a suddenly alerted penis
Or a non-wheelchair accessible penis
Or ju-just the actual word penis, okay

Or a small but important penis
Or a puppy bear with a yellow penis
Or a person who just is a penis
Or a giraffe
Minecraft