Oh my god, I don't mean to be rude, but
Lemme put it on the line
I've never met a giant-ass fairy as fine as you
Let me bless you, caress you, de-stress you, unless you protest
Lemme confess the quest of things I would just do to impress you

I'd fight an overgrown Super Mario Dry Bones
Let a big blue tongue squirt goo into my ancient iPhone
I'd peel off layers of the map like an onion
Then I would plunge into a giant robot camel
Which is also somehow a dungeon

Please, please, please link up with me, baby
Take a breath and let's get wild
Lemme see that five-foot smile
Come on, come on, be my magic lady
Say the magic words I know
Like "mekka lekka hiney ho"
Oh, girl, let's take a chance
On some tiny Hylian/giant fairy romance
If I climb more towers and shower you with flowering plants
Would you give me some powers?
I guess I mean enhance my pants

I magically consumed the souls of some old wrinkly prunes
What happened next, you might expect
They gave me the runes
This dude is analogous to Mario Odyssey's Talkatoo
Look, they're both birds givin' hints to nerds
Who wanna complete each clue (Wah-ooh)
Did ya know I cook and I bake? (Wah-ooh)
I could make you a pie or a cake (Wah-ooh)
How about a plate of herb sauté with a peppered steak
And dessert, a crepe?
Don't mean to be glib, but what I wouldn't give
To get into that pink wet hole
In the ground, where you live

Please, please, please link up with me, baby
Gotta love that fairy belly
Got a body like a Botticelli
Come on, come on, be my magic lady
Never felt this way before
But I'm suddenly into vore
Oh, girl, let's take a chance
On some tiny Hylian/giant fairy romance
If I leave your fountain, go get a discounted haircut
And learn to climb a mountain
Uh, could I climb up your butt?

And ride it (Ride it), ride it (Ride it), ride it like a fishy man
Ride it (Ride it), ride it (Ride it), ride it like a seal in the sand
Ride it like a wild horse, or like the wind, blow me off course
Ride it like a copter leaf
Ride it like a, like a
Like a magic motorcycle that does not belong in this game at all
Please, please, please be my magic lady
You made me a true believer
I got that FernGully Fever
Oh, girl, let's take a chance
On some tiny Hylian/giant fairy romance
I love your big heart, wanna hold your huge hand
If it takes all of me, let me be your tiny man
Man