Well, damn
You said shabam to Shadow, Needle and Top Man
Hard, Spark, Snake, Gemini and Magnet
Finally Gamma, ramma-lamma, come on, let's jam

Thanks for the memories, Mega Man
Though Wily might come back another day
It's okay, hey
You kicked his ass and now you're running through some grass
Up to a mountain pass
Much like the time we watched you run in Mega Man 1
(Remember that? I do)
Wait, you see Proto Man in the sky?
Um, dude, you're high

You shot a sconce that's constantly surprised
Plus dragonflies
And Wily flying high above his castle flashed those bedroom eyes
(Creepy eyes)
The robot fleas were tough but not half as rough as the bees
Or the cyclops with boobies
It was curtains for that penguin squirtin' out babies
Yes, these are my childhood memories

You're part of me now, Mega Man
Right from your blue straight down to your cyan
I'm a fan, and
I still have dreams of filling up your weapon screens
With stoppers, shields, bombs and beams
You rarely matched the subtle themes of their color schemes
But screw it, Top Man taught you ballet
Now grand jeté (Ha-ha)
When you fought eyeball suction cup machines
I felt so seen, you know? Oh my God
You crawled inside a canine and your dog became my submarine
(That was weird)
Your Shadow Blade sliced your bro while he frolicked and played
Thus you threw some shade
(Get it?)
Folks, in future, get your robots neutered and/or spayed
Dang, was this a game we really played?

I'm gonna miss this, Mega Man
Your third adventure made me flip my lid as a kid
(It did)
This game is strong, though it goes on a bit too long
Sorry, but I'm not wrong
Though you grew up and so did I
My love never died
Thanks for the memories, Mega Man
Oh yeah
Thanks for the memories, Mega Man