Fall Guys makes me elated
Also super frustrated
Let's run about
And try like heck to be the last one out

Beans, beans, beans, beans
Beans, beans, beans, beans

Have a little snack while it's populating
When you come back, still populating
Read War and Peace while it's populating
Catch up with your niece while it's populating

Get ready, cuties, hold on to your booties and wait
Three, two, one, go!

This is a really repetitive game
A repetitive game, a repetitive game
If you're a scrub, well, I hope you like shame
You'll be pummeled and maimed, try again, it's the same
Oh, by the way, it's a really repetitive game
A repetitive game, a repetitive game
So bright and cuddly, it looks super tame
But that's all just a frame for a gauntlet of pain

Fall Guys, once you've played it
Makes you feel agitated
Some folks act this way
But here, we just call it Black Friday
Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans
So, uh, where we droppin', boys?

Keep gettin' better and raising those points
Though you might need some ointment for your tender joints
Just when you think you're the star of the show
There's a course you don't know and you're out (KO!)
And that's why this is a really repetitive game
A repetitive game, a repetitive game
Keep persevering and try to survive, maybe you'll stay alive
Oh my god, it's round five

Oh
Oh
Here we go

What? That's bullshit
I was right there, this game is stupid, screw it
Wait, one more try
I could win, I just gotta power through it
What? That's bullshit
Almost had it, this isn't fair, whatever
Wait, one more try
It's my finest hour, it's now or never

Gah!
Fall Guys is overrated
That's why I freakin' hate it
You just need luck
But maybe I'll get there this time
Oh, f-