Hey, shovelly guy
There's fear in your eye
Get ready to die
You've hit the ground in creepy town, brah
(Get spooky, now!)

Smack a weird haunted shrubbery (A shrubbery)
Oh hello, Addams Family
Yeah, this tune's in a minor key (Ah, ah, ah)
Which evokes eerie vibes

On a very scary night
There's a thunder crash and a lightning flash
And a very scary knight who fights by candlelight
So be ready for a fright
Where the fearsome fray is a shadow play
'Cause that scary knight aims to make you his prey

Ghosts 'n' ghouls, gold and jewels galore
Hey, what's good, movie Skeletor?
This thing dies but comes back for more
Hey, dude, prance about, live your life
(I love spaghetti!)

On a very scary night
There's electric frogs in the midnight fog
And a very scary knight with an equally scary scythe
So be ready for a fright
Find a treasure chest, is it worth it? (Yes!)
But it's just a step on your arduous quest
(Play that thing!)
Practice self-care, cast out a line (Wait, I have gifts for you!)
Now get back to the murder shrine (Wait, I have murder for you!)
There's some "vanias" that come to mind
But hey, if it works, let it ride

On a very scary night
Fight a witchy ghost, have a turkey roast
'Cause a very scary knight will strike you with all his might
So be ready for a fright
'Cause the mood is grim, you still can't swim
And that scary knight, he wants you dead just like him
Fight that very scary fight on this very scary night