Journey across a spooky land
You hold in your hand
A sword that shoots laser beams

Won't you feel like a man
Dressed up like Peter Pan?
On a quest greater than
Your dreams
Than your dreams, than your dreams
Fleemy geemy deemy

Super Mario RPG
The game is the only one just for me
When I play the game I get lost in a phase
Then I find out I'm stuck in Geno's Maze

The theme song from the Dark World
It's a dark place that's menacing
And dark
(Really dark)

Shapes made of four colored blocks
Like a T or a box
Come down in falling bricks
You can place them in rows
But everybody knows that they made this game for chicks
Your mom loves it, mine does too
Call me sexist, bitch, it's still true!
(Just kidding)

Bike
N***a stole my bike
N***a stole my bike
N***a stole my bike

I am Mega Man
I'm blue and cyan
The creation of Dr. Light, or Right
If you are from Japan
Also known as Rockman

My Mega Buster can cut the mustard
I'm a flustered amputee
Pow, pow!
Eight robot bosses in eight levels
Dishevel and revel in devilry
I'll steal their weaponry

Final Fantasy is an RPG
The only one that I need
It's the RPG for me
Final Fantasy is all that I play
All other games are lame
It puts them all to shame
I only play games that are popular
I only buy the games the magazines tell me to buy
That way I know I get good games for sure
I may have a shallow mind
But you can kiss my behind!
Punch, punch, falcon punch
Fa-fa-fa-falcon punch, punch, punch
Punch, punch, falcon punch
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa falcon punch!