Every day I open up my laptop and log on to Screwattack.com
'Cause there's a special someone I'm longing to gaze upon
What a very special person who I can't wait to see
At least she's very special to me...

Corey, baby what's your story?
You're the only girl on Screwattack
Don't put up a front 'cause girl, I got yo back
I'd do anything for you, I'd even buy a Power Glove
To smash a question box and find the power-up of love!
The things I feel for you are self-explanatory
Oh-woh-oh-oh... Corey

Verse two!
Corey, there is no category
With which to describe the way you make life fun
You're like Zelda, Samus, Peach, and Lara Croft in one
I'd be honored and obliged if you'd trade consoles with me
I would take great care of your mint condition SNES
While you borrowed my limited edition Wii
I come back like a magical boomerang
Why don'cha you add me to your inventory?
Oh-woh-oh-oh... Corey... yeah!

I know I'm not so great at subtlety
When it comes to writing odes
And I'm always gonna have to struggle
With the fact that you don't like Battletoads
No!
And I know I'm not that smart
There's frankly no limit to what I can bungle
But I do know how to love, it's written all across my heart
I'd even eat all your hair bugs if we lived in the jungle
I wanna live in the jungle with you!

Corey, let's write our own love story, (in the jungle!)
Let me send flowers to your workplace
Even though I'm bald and kind of a jerkface

Sonic and Tails only need one ring to stay footloose and fancy-free
And incidentally
I'm only gonna need one ring when I get down on one knee

Let's get married and have kids, and maybe one day we'll all be on Maury
Oh-woh-oh-oh...
Oh-woh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Corey... yeah!