[Introduction]
They spoiled me
Born into the porn game minority
Sworn into the spam game cordially
Born into my hands is loyalty
Loyalty, loyalty

[YTCracker]
Do you read me loud and clear?
Transmitting from the castle
My DG's vassals
Loyalty before royalty
Its a treat to be the one who sets the ex-am-ple

If you want my trust
You got to get a tattoo "DG or bust"
Lower that 'tude in the earth's warm crust
PHP knowledge: a must

Gotta know the rates of the mail exchangers
Catalog a list of landing pages
Keep rotating domains
And focus on how much list remains
Check them valids and remove antis and franchise players too
Talk to Shasta and holla at Merk
Hairetsu, and nofux got that work
A career with the spaceship pays good
And the benefits kill too
Everybody on the spaceship pays him
Praise him spam god since '82

How fast can you type?
I mean, how many CAPTCHAs can you write?
Can you compile squid on a shell and dip?
And take what I get don't give me lip?

I need you to de-dupe these lists
Buy two RDPs drink lobster bisque
Find me some Adderall
And crush the time-release real small

Get on Skype
Post in the spaceship jam like Mike
Spaceship broham high like kite
And call the weed guy later tonight

Find my embroidered hat
Bleach it and teach me higher math
Take down Blogspot's copy path
Flush the threads and begin blast

Move on debit from xcash
Check epass its locked but you ain't shocked
You know how to scan in a bill
And edit the address with Photoshop skills
You can tell which rated accounts
Are usable tomorrow in the right amounts
You can analyze a soft bounce
When to resend a message, my friend

Read all my bot convos
See what converted, then order Domino's
Keep an eye on the order tracker
Then worship the YTCracker

Let me sick burn on an intern
Let me tell you that your dad is gay
Laugh at my jokes and polish the spokes
On the Mustang parked at Ryan's folks

Walk his dogs and hope
You earn your keep or you'll be broke
Pack weed in the space device
And drink that bisque I done asked you twice

All the fakers in the spot need not apply
And the haters at the datacenter fuck a guy
All the pinks qualify without these conditions
They just gotta swear they get down with women

This is a kingdom, trial by fire
Welcome to the starship
This is a kingdom, trial by fire
Welcome to the starship