Cold reboots with the 0-day Linux roots
I got a job - but I still spam
I pay my rent - with the netmail sent
But that's okay - cuz I spam right

Got a quarter tank of phish - and an optin list
And that's alright - cuz I'm the white
I card domains - in my momma's name
I'm spammin' rich - dadah dahdah

Get your cucucu cracker phish gon shine
Instead of scamming that thing spammuhs let's ride
I'm the number one spammah and we gon' glide

Wit' a WinSock collector on WM_HIDE
Do that lobby chatroom sixteen letter
Who's chatting room or even better
Invoke spam that token whether
We hit them rooms like whips 'n' leather

Three char leets with the caps on the inside
Indents with the cash why work we so fly
Number one don't tangle and twist it
When it come to this spam I am that biznitch
The cucucu CRIS with the MERLIN interior
Newbie ass spammers yo they act so inferior
It's YT the Cracker and I'm the stunna
I spam like the can baby fate room runner
Have you ever had a spam page that made you a buck?
Turn around take it down and not give a fuck!
You was mailing with Formmail - Sendsafe behind me
Now I got a new method and that's where you find me

Cruising through the rooms spammigating them hoes
Taking who's chatting blocks of twenty fours
With a mail drop headed straight for your box
Or an IM if I'm feeling the knox

Pull the statpage up - start the three step process
Check my ratios and calculate my losses

'bout a hundred lists and they gotta be mailed fast
Call up Pad and Rogers homeboy they bout that

They'll show you some shit rookie press that butt
Start button went eheh and all of a sudden

Fifteen threads didn't see no buyers
Then I heard bling from the transferred wires

Lemme slide in the room with the phish I assume
Scroll my stats once and then mail the poon
It's the spammer spammer man - I'll do it again
From the town square to the men 4 men
Looking at my Outlook its about that time
Two sponsors sending checks at 9

New content up it's a porno showing
Ip and down and up they going

Loaded up my ghoster - fate x you know what
That sign page yo dawg that's yo stuff
I come up in the room and lovely
Spammers flock to me cuz I make the money

TGP listings and my shit's at the top
The spammer keeps spamming even when I stop
Got a prog called Shazam that I scored from Grift
An old school spammer with a new face lift