Yeah the usual ytcracker 2006
Beef squash 214 STC
It's all love baby
Let's brain dump on some motherfuckers, yeah


New years to the same old game and maiming
Nerdrap shaming faming
Still the most polymorphic prophet
Give me a beat and I'll drop it

Every time one of my joints hits the web
Leaders in the red enemies left dead
Cooling my head medication
A little slowed down when my mind is racing

Still code visual and line assembly
Pays for my food and my flossing gently
Reminds me of Ethereal, unreleased material
Nerd king imperial, eat them like cereal

I tell stories and varied enigmas
Deep in the context of nerd life figures
Voice of the people, algebraic
Voice of the people who might not say it

Sick of the clouds and the convolutions
Sick like the minds in the institutions
Sick what they did to the constitution
Sick 'cause someone finds it amusing

Heralding my thoughts turn to vapor
Smoking a cigarette chewing on a wafer
Believe the have my stapler, total paranoia
About to knock 'em out like Oscar De La Hoya

Kick on the mic has got it so sick
Emotion, devotion to his music
That's what they say when they see my face
Even though my mind is in outer space

Not backing down, life science fiction
Space cadet on a daydream mission
Attention deficit got me spun
Can't even focus on number one


Ask that I trashed everything I held sacred
Laying in the bathroom crying naked
"Got to make it!", the voice that speaks conviction
Hear it in my sleep when I hack the gibson
Voice also states that it'll be all kosher
So don't go sticking that fork in the toaster
Brain's a tough thing to cope with
'Cause emotions all that you hope with

It's hard when your loved ones passed and move on
'Cause you can't problem-solve the fact that they're gone
Can't undo the past 'cause you're not Marty
And you can't undo the mystery of Arnold Hardy

Can't revolt, can't kill all the snitches
Can't exterminate all the punk-ass bitches
Can't live fearful of taking risks
And even though you like to, don't throw fists


Peace'll be peace and stays stasis
Remain at rest, and that's the basis
For all of us lazy paper-chasers
Nerd on the grind since I wore braces

Never was a hit, still insecure
Still unsure, but my heart is pure
I set goals try to make them happen
But every now and then you'll catch me napping
When that occurs I lose my footing
But I'm still sweet as a cup of pudding
Man, I've been spitting so freaking random
Brain and vocals in the lyrical tandem

Dumping words through my interface
Garbage file on the interlace
YTCracker, also Bryce Case
Pers to the versions to keep the face


Slowing dying every cig I smoke
Spending all my cash and going broke
On a broken heart, but what else is new?
'Cause if it wasn't her it'd be another boo

Slicing dicing cobwebs and vines
And all this other shit mixed up in my mind
Can't open when I'm not coping
Reaching for the rope and keep on groping

Funny how overthinking week-in week-out
About how you're feeling then speak out
Don't do much with what you can't control
And how you're standing still when you think you're on a roll

Things are hard and I'm hardly denying
Things are even harder when you're trying
Yodel will tell you not to
But some of Jedis got too

Shit, I got friends, true one's not clowns
That don't kick a nerd in the nuts when he's down
Some girls still think I'm a dime or a nickel and four and that's just fine
Fans worldwide beam their relations straight to their broadcast eye trip station

Intelligence: still a factor, ain't lost that game
And the gifts still got that
Proc's run cool, my RAM is maxed
And when I'm watching TiVo I'm relaxed

My big flatscreen and God Almighty
Are all that I need to remain the YT-
-Cracker, the best that there ever was
And the best that'll ever be in the future cous'

Legends don't die a fatal leak
And brain dumping on heads every time I'm speaking
Yeah