My handle is the YTCracker
The progenitor of all the nerd rap that you're hearing today
There was a time in my life when the ladies didn't dig me
I didn't get laid and I didn't have a big screen
Now they line up to see me asking for a freebie
Cool down be less needy
We're a little greedy - back in the day when no one cared
Sitting in our basements face it

Hacking on computers disassembling stuff
Paid off in the end now who got it rough
The beauty of the baud and the world of the switch
Make a new generation of us geekstas rich
We owned those that made fun of us tried to make a run at us
Beat us up in class said yea there's a ton of us
Who's laughing now cuz most of us your bosses
The rest of you are flipping burgers smelling secret sauces

This is the life of a meganerd baby
We doing things and we making it happen right
From the TRaSh 80 to a black Mercedes
No one can stop us now cuz we keeping it nerdy nice
This is the life of a meganerd baby
We doing things and we making it happen right
From the TRaSh 80 to a black Mercedes
No one can stop us now cuz we keeping it nerdy nice
I hated gym - cuz I never was athletic
I played a couple sports just to keep it copacetic
But I found more in computers than I ever could in hooping
Every time I wrote a goto bitch I had that baby looping
Basically BASIC was the first language I spoke
And I was telling Apple Deuces just where they could PEEK and POKE
I had a five and quarter floppy labeled please don't drop me
Used to load a million copies and no one could ever stop me

Lived in the computer lab no one could separate us
And I never did my homework its no wonder others hate us
I'd get A's on all my tests so nobody could debate us
Now I'm shouting from the mountain STC we are the greatest
Never get discouraged just let your nerdy flourish
Cuz were native to this code and the rest are all just tourists
If it ain't apparent now then just wait a couple years
When your gas is getting pumped by every one of those queers

This is the life of a meganerd baby
We doing things and we making it happen right
From the TRaSh 80 to a black Mercedes
No one can stop us now cuz we keeping it nerdy nice
This is the life of a meganerd baby
We doing things and we making it happen right
From the TRaSh 80 to a black Mercedes
No one can stop us now cuz we keeping it nerdy nice