[ytcracker]
So I slide up out of bed, fingers through my head
Three deep in the sheets just like Taylor said
Human girls and girls as bots
Ain't facing straight with their PCI slots
Input and output and my that's my function
Hit them with the dick at the pussy junction
If you resist her you be the resistor
Have you ever been with a nerd playing twister?
See me, I'm the nerd king mister
Installed my software the moment I kissed her
You ain't got a chance
I game like Halo
Throw a girl on my netblock just like J-Lo
Got what it takes, ask all but my ex
Them shallow girls just don't love the nerd sex
Grind in my hard drive and watch you boot
Injected my trojan and now I got root

[Chorus]
Ask me I'm going to give you nerd love
Control your bots with my power plug
Ask the ladies how I work my joystick
Cause I'm going to hit hard with the [?]

Got them girls screaming "ytcracker you're best
Won't you spread a little seed up on my chest"
Sitting in the tri-force max my load
Over head my proc' until it straight explode
Watch me heap overflow
Give a girl a little taste of my raw source code
This is how I spread my sperm like Melissa
Hiding my rootkit caress while I kiss her
Fact is: if you don't feel it
If you don't feel my style of my nerdlife lyrics
I don't want you anyhow
Cause a girl this down is probably playing WOW
Just ask Router, there's something about her
Slightly electric just like powder
I'm going to keep on sticking these chicks like RAM
Headshots out my head like bam-bam-bam
[MC Router]
Nerd love baby you know how it goes
This is how I do and everybody knows
I only like the nerds the G-E-E-Ks
Only getting nasty cyber me freak-ay
Your drives are really hard, baby don't get me too wet
My circuits will fry and I will disconnect
You got my heatsinks all hot and fired
You nerd boys know just how I'm wired
FTP don't worth the free trials
Baby scan my ports I'll open them for you
If you were [?] I'd turn your screen blue
Remember who we are: YTC and MC Router
King and queen of all that is 'leet
Now that we're connected by this nerd love beat
The super DG's that you can't delete
With our lyrical explosions you'll have on repeat