[Verse 1]
It's 3 am sipping on a vault and chewing on pizza
Getting these warez down, nerd life preacher
I'm the warez loader pleased to meet ya
Who's the buccaneer with the gangsta features?
Yeah that's me that's the nerd life creature, I'll delete ya
Coming to my internet disrespecting, please I'll eat ya (please I'll eat ya)
Lawsuits I'm ducking, check a distro reduced to nothin'
Torrent stuffing fake seeds up on these CDs them hives be buzzin'
Defend and attack - root a new box smash that stack
Bot that bitch wc stat
Got encoders and loaders on that
New batman telesync ir chat
Softice IDA loaded and modded kernel noded
Cracks I wrote it KeyGen got a pen take down this SN cuz the copy paste is frozen
Just a day in the life of a pirate, what you know about that hot new virus
Got a day just to kick some privates, seeding that new Miley Cyrus
I'm a rapper I steal music, got a server I abuse it
Some say I'm a top gun drop some bombs on a track cause I Tom Cruise it
SP deftly i'm a sick MC got a crew in the news
Spamtec on attack on the mic that's a wrap so get up and cop that fools

[Hook]
I am a pirate I am a I am a
I am a pirate
You walk the plank
I am a pirate I am a I am a
I am a pirate
Smoke and I drank
[Verse 2]
I fixated on avoiding getting raided getting faded making pages
Ages past I grab en masse get the warez and the hacks grab pipes and blast
Master mason in the making, making bacon watch me go and hack and fake'em
They don't have the means to make it happen, hack a box and keep on rapping
Versatile in rapping I'm the captain man the mast and rap it fast
Shoot the cannon that's the plan and Imma a hit the island Imma grab the stash
Pirate I fire it musket to socket firewall set up on the bot to block it
Little rudimentary but its all in beta see so it ain't even fair to knock it
Skills are honed I'm boning out if i ever catch a whiff
Of the FBI up on my hard drive just press control-R-shift
DOD-wipe my disc warez movies and AniGifs its clean unanimous
RDPs that I'm spamming with and my spamming lists burns up like cannabis
Sorry about my ratio yea I hate to go but the feds never late to go
Always on time when it comes time to bust hackers and crackers on tracks you know
Grab the scabbard all that matters is we get away
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum and the pirates here to stay

[Hook]

[Outro 2x]
Smoke, Drink, Hack a computer
Drink, Smoke, First person shooter