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My masses of classes
Headers I compile and distribute
Open source, if you'd like to contribute
Arrays on arrays my stack grows a tribute
To pushing and popping
XOR and NOP'ing
Systematic file locking
My SQL knows no equal
Indexed with my brain
Got a million people
Eagerly awaiting my macro advances
Running with my beta cause I'm taking chances
Increment 'i' do {} while
Others key style
Flavor to the Nth goes to the Nth mile
Main function
Harness execution flow
Arguments pass on and my program's slow
Pass sleep to the infinite
My function's so intimate
I know my code better than you

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My code is mental
To be exponential
Cyborgs the quintessential
Jacked in the matrix since day one
I see all the code and I watch it run
My fondness for subroutines
The code of machines
Lies within my register set
I X'd every 86
86’d every X
Buffer overflow in every respect
Now
Like a horse I'm chomping at the bit
But eight times that when I make it a hit
Because my byte's a lot worse than my bark
And I'm saving more screens than After Dark
Zero to one then one to zero
The nerd rap platinum superhero
Sweet sixteen, the hexadecimal
Being the king is somewhat stressful
With every gig, I secure a gig
Catch me on tour with a black Touareg
Rolling with WiFi on your block
Prospering like Dr. Spock