Big smile and program in they hands
And these fans with unbeatable jams
And lets face it: I'm visually basic
Hand me a website and I'll deface it
Nignogs on the blogs get a little butthurt when I'm on the job
How about that? Its your boy ytcrack'
Straight out of '98 still making stacks
Still stroking dimes and the players will hate
My drives stay hard they call me Seagate
Ain't a geek alive done been where I've been
But I hope when I'm done the status quo for the win
Got groupies and they give me they cooties
I'm a software pirate but I'm up in they booties
When I'm peer-to-peer spit some game in they ear
My names ytcracker, nerd life the career, yeah

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In my time I've seen empires crumble
In my time I've seen Snape kill Dumble
In my time I've seen fools Netstumble
In my time I've seen loud go humble
In my time I've seen bubbles burst
And in my time I've seen hubbles cursed
In my time I've seen trouble hurts
And my time I've been through worst

Cutie pi R squared and I came full circle
DG, I'm just doing the Urkel
And just like that out of Family Matters
Spamtec still play like Chutes and Ladders
Myspace DGs yeah they hacked out Tom
And these cats ain't safe if they got a dot com
Just ask Tila she'll tell you the facts
Cause I'll leave you saying
"My life has been hacked"

They ask me: where you want to be a decade?
Sitting on the beach sitting lemonade
Back to my loft and I'm sipping XO
Cruise the retirement home and pick up a ho
Browsing the Internet on Firefox 10
Downloading porn on my USB pen
I guess don't ever change
Yeah ZZ on Top holding down the grange

Got that sick box like Ricky Hatton bitch
Password protecting will stop snitches from ratting bitch
Making a webpage and I'm plugging some Latin bitch
Think it ain't impressive? Ask the bitches I'm chatting with
Still the number alpha nerd I swing through
Dial me on the VoIP and my cell ring too
2600 on the hall of fame
Don't even want to know how I've been hacking, mang

Geek of my times see this era embrace it
We are the future and we gots to make it
See an opportunity you got to take it
Cause these times past quick and they quickly faded
In my time just making my mark
But I thought you never see me ten six and park
In my time still riding for y'all
Big up the little guy so his head sits tall