Feel like leisure suit larry
But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
Typing my way into escapades to get laid
On a late night date site query
Feel like leisure suit larry
But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
Typing my way into escapades to get laid
On a late night date site query

Im single successful handle my stress well
Might as well find a girl to impress well
Made this account on okcupid
Better write a profile that doesnt look stupid
5'9" - nah im six feet
Rock those adidas with them insoles deep
Little on the pudgy side - maybe skinny fat
Better mark skinny scroll down to the mini app

Interests: comics computers
Rpgs first person shooters
Delete delete delete delete delete
I help old women get across the street
I also like listening to womanly problems
And being mad considerate whenever you solve them
Im a vegetarian lest you eat meat
Because im always open to try a new thing
Feel like leisure suit larry
But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
Typing my way into escapades to get laid
On a late night date site query
Feel like leisure suit larry
But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
Typing my way into escapades to get laid
On a late night date site query

Profile pic put me and my cat
So the girls know im into pets and all of that
My favorite music? quite eclectic
Whatever you dig im sure that i respect it
Dont wanna be cliche
But long walks on the beach are a perfect date
Id also like holding bags while you shop
At the mall with the millions of dollars i got

Dislikes: if youre disingenuous
On your profile about just seeking a friendship
Because im not like these other vultures
Id rather get to know you and learn your culture
We can take it slow as a turtle
And ill make sure to mark up in my journal
The day that i met my perfect match
As you can see i am a hell of a catch
Feel like leisure suit larry
But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
Typing my way into escapades to get laid
On a late night date site query
Feel like leisure suit larry
But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
Typing my way into escapades to get laid
On a late night date site query
Feel like leisure suit larry
But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
Typing my way into escapades to get laid
On a late night date site query
Feel like leisure suit larry
But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
Typing my way into escapades to get laid
On a late night date site query