Ah yeah, you know it was bound to happen
The nerdrap king, the emperor of nerdrap: YTCracker
With a Guildwars track
Searing and pre-searing then searing again
See me return
Swarm after Titus got nothing on me, uh
Athlon bitch Tyria

Yeah the world famous YTCracker
Doing it big for Tyria
From Askalon to Shiva Peaks to Criton
Down to the ring of fire
Over to the crystal desert
Even the while male got their heads bobbing up and down
Yeah yeah nerdrap bitch whose the king? YTCracker

I am the hero, the chosen
Not even the frozen soil can keep me down
I be that YTCracker the platinum stacker
I'll get 15K through every town
Catch me in the forge selling max gold weapons
If you try to jack me see what happens
Guild-DGs you can check my tag
Fat pockets cause I'm holding runes on my bag

It all started in a place called Ascalon
Where a race called the Charr invaded us
A brave prince said "hold the wall, or we're dead!"
Couldn't hold it long, to the south we fled
To Ford Ranik
All the people in panic
The kingdom who was falling like the Titanic
I asked a guy with catapults "what you need?"
"I found some parts in the wreckage are you looking for these?"
Through the ruins to the Academy
To the place where the prince would rather be
You see, his daddy got a few problems
Problem is that he can't solve them
So he says "you're no longer my son
To the Shiverpeaks, bitch, get your ass on the run
To Kryta, to Carlotta the spider
To Arch to the Henge using Stefan the Fighter

Meet the White Mantle and beat the White Mantle
Go to the desert and flee from the scandal
Reach for Elona and Rivers of Thirst
Ascend after Dunes by doing you worst
To yourself then fulfilling by Glint's grand design
The prophecy states at Perdition you'll find:
The Vizier is a fake, he's really the Lich
Beat him, take this scepter, and finish this bitch
Yeah

Uh, uh

So that chapter closes, arenas I journey
Beating Koreans in every Tomb tourney
Guild vs Guild since I got my own hall
Spikers and Spirits I'm smiting them all
Trying to take favor then offer to Grenth
Farm up some Ecto then spend every cent
Salvage some ruins and heal Divine Boon
Level to 20 on all of my tunes
Yeah, shouts to the oxy posse
There's a digital gangster up in this bitch
Guildwars nerdrap 2005
STC remains the greatest will always be the greatest
And you know how we do, biatch
YTCracker signing off 2005 Areanet worldwide