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Ghost Gobbling
It's that be ghosting, get your head bobbing
Neighborhood robbing, pill-popping goblin
Otherwise known as the dirtiest nerdcore emcee
But I prefer to be referred to as the first DG

The first one who ran it all, cross-coordination
VMware of the game so stop your hating
Regarded as the hardest geekster artist
And it's going to me that takes this game the farthest

Hot off the presses, you know who the best is
Hack all your clusters and leave all the messes
Last, I'll remove your directory tree
If you ever want to step in the sector with me

I'll take out your honeypot, nectar my bee
Computer crime in the first degree
Ain't no stranger to jail or danger
And I swap them bits like a bus exchanger

My electronics slam like gonix
While I go slam sixty gin and tonics
Stay up through the night slam a couple volts
Slam on your box say it ain't my fault

I ain't mr cool but I still rep a fist of bucks
The net's Eastwood deluxe
Loaded and branded the nerdrap tux
Ducking the feds in the jet-black trucks
I ain't in the club if I'm not the boss
And the cameras they flashing like old CMOS
And when I'm tomcatting it up in my ride
Catch me with window down screaming nerd pride

Protecting my drive, yeah they call me SMART
Banging the bits like you old UART
If you don't do it big don't bother to do it
I'm old school like Shannara druids

Started as a fledging, nerd avenging
All the times of injustice need tending
Nerds on my block see the future pending
Cause it's all about us, now we're ascending

Don't cross my partners and quit pretending
Cause you ain't my level boy you ain't contending
Yeah all your raps are slightly offending
Obviously nerdcore needs some amending

Cross my posse, we box like moxie
Even when we compress, we ain't lossy
Shellcode in my payload, chat using a-mode
Stick to a mark like he got J. Lo

SoftIce progs and I set breakpoints
Soft-ice fools and I break they joints
Crack these progs with hex-e patches
Crack they heads with my sexy matches
You know my verse is
You know what the worst is?
I hate waiting like pipeline burst kits
Put in my work now I want my dessert
Tested at exams and I earned my cert

My certificate of a nurga hustling
Maxed on the grind while you sipped on 'tussin
Watch me grab mics and this nerd be busting
Shit that stank I mean like dusting (dusting)

So as I gobble this genre down
Eating like cake up at lazy town
I'm a g-host and I keep the crown
King of the nerdrap pound-for-pound

Shell-reily up on the sonics
Hacking that fat geek philharmonic
United the clans try to chop my neck
When a nurga on the beach like Gregory Peck