Nerd life, nerd life, nerd life, nerd life
Nerd life, nerd life, nerd life, nerd life
Nerd life, nerd life, nerd life, nerd life
Nerd life, nerd life, nerd life, nerd life

[Hook]
Nerd life: where it pays to be smart, it's an arcane art
Making lot of dough and no shit start
Nerd life sets us miles apart
Now we're in high-demand
Cause the world don't turn without us, man
We rock chips that are made of sand
More gold on board than a krugerrand

[Repeat hook]

Sweet like a cola, yes I'm a rolla
Catch me in the cut with a big pistola
Pilot seat - I'm root in the coupe
Cooking them fast like Ramen soup
Lean back grab the wheel and twist
Rolex shine off of my left wrist
They ask "now who is this?"
It's the man who made nerd life a business

I am the man I produce results
In life, I'm Delete, Control and Alt
I'm the final word
I'm the null at the end of the string
Said it before i'm the nerd rap king
Y'all think it's a joke but I broke every construct
Kept it real with my nerd life conduct
Earned my respect I'm a seasoned vet
Every clique, every crew, every city, every set

Everywhere I go it's the presidential
Penthouse, yachts, Wi-Fi essential
Widescreen laptop in the rental
Max DC's with ServerCentral
Warcraft from my little life raft
In the cool little pool, sunscreen on my back
I ain't pale, I'll get outside
But the basement's nice and cool at night

Like NASCAR I'm loading drivers
Fat bandwidth, T1 subscriber
Fat pipe to the central office
Confident, but some call me pompous
Got every right to act like an asshole
Call me alfalfa, the Little Rascal
Call me a nerd and you call me a shrimp
Now I eat shrimp cocktail, what's up pimp?

[Repeat hook]

But enough about my paper stacks
Three free albums, two hundred tracks
Frankie Went to Hollywood but he didn't relax
Now Nerdy South Records on the map, its a fact
Kept the buzz on the Internet fresh and alive
If you ain't going big then you won't survive
My artists hungry, to make some money
Producers, shit - they hit the ground running
See a hacker, another face in the crowd
Lift my shirt and fly my flag proud
Snyder put a fat tip to the walls
STC on the bathroom stalls
Nerd life, bitch, it's a revolution
Up on top of our evolution
Thanks for the fuel that I got in school
All you motherfucking bullies: now I make the rules

I know you're sad as you lay on the couch
In your little ratty house
Stuck up in that dead end job
Where you boss is a dick and you cry and sob
Wonder why you made fun of me then?
Cause that you heard that my company was hiring
Some scars run deep and I can't forgive
So go kick rocks cause I'm trying to live

They kick rocks now we call the shots
Cause their home computers serve as our bots
End some lives with the press of a key
Lay back sipping Mai Tai's on the beach
Know how it go, how the story ends, how it finish
I'ma be a legend, with god as my witness
See you in the future: Walmart greeter
Signed, YTCracker, the nerd life leader