[Chorus]
Was that you I caught in South Beach cutting the line?
Yeah, level 99, level 99
I heard you only got probation for all those crimes
Yeah, level 99, level 99
Hit the elevator blowing on the finest of kind
Yeah level 99, level 99
Where we going?
Yeah I'm pretty sure we're out of our minds
Yeah level 99, level 99

[YTCracker]
If life is an RPG
I'm the character never to
Be defeated by any you lesser beings
I'm treated to sweeter things
The carnival caviar
Bitch, I'm a nerdy star
I'm buying the fucking bar

Use the card say "platinum - debit"
Cause i get the cash back on cash
Don't sweat it
Use my swag to build up my karma on reddit
I'm a netted-out G-loc hacker turned medic
Yes, I got the super-XP-alidocious
Hairetsu's home girl Ali got the dopest
Broads at the spot
Ain't a whodi alone
Yea All the hacker homies with us got a girl of his own

I got a nerd rap throne that I keep in the hide-out
And every now and then we hit the town and we wyle out
Got a watch that I don't even wind but it keep time
With a buff and a shine I got these fucking haters on sleep blind

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[Hairetsu]
Everywhere I go I get a medal son "achievement unlocked"
And while they're still stuck on level one
Never quit no matter what you see i'm never done
VIP bottle with some models I never settled young
With swag like thess bitches hate this
Hit the strip club make it rain up on the waitress
Ain't a restaurant that we sit up on the waitlist
They ask me how I do it and I simply just state this

Got a whole bunch of chips and they rack up a show
Got a whole bunch of chicks and they acting like ho's
And they all on my dick while I'm macking the flows
Then I call up the clique and now we stacking the dough
I got an untapped phone that I keep in the hide-out
Make one phone call jump in the whip then we ride out
So you can see me blowing on the kush at South Beach
Level 99 is what you need to know about me
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[YTCracker]
Very Important Person treatment
Show up out of dress code, the others don't believe it
Little secret
The leet get harder
When it comes to my homies, yeah, the leet get smarter

D20, I'm the nerdrap's game D. Twain Carter
Bought another bottle just to raise my level
Raise that treble my voice raise temperature
In the level 99 spectrum register

Level 99 on my programs - sky
I'm a charismatic mother loving broham guy
Keep an eye on the flush cash
Keep on an eye on the goatee and the mustache

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