It was a California August in '82
When my mother gave birth to the Spamtec crew
Thirteen years later had me looking at Linux
Programming made me stronger like Popeye to spinach
Now, people know that a DG carry weapons
But if that weapon is a NES, you stepping?
We finished Contra with only one life
Finished Metal Gear 2 using only a knife

Right - People might think that we're fronting
Then they see all the noobs online that I'm punting
My rhymes flow just like my code
Even though my source is owned by SCO
What about my endian? I keep it low
See me on GunBound? Call me pro
I'm a certified legend but I'm still your bro
This is a PSA, boy: The More You Know

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I'm a legend everywhere that I go, every distro
Every Craigslist ho pumping they fist, yo
Can't get enough of ytcracker's jams and they
Can't get enough of ytcracker's spam
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I said my hearts wide open- goatse-
And my Window's min(h) like Ho Chi
I'm just another nerd but I rap about it
Shit talk on the net then I laugh about it
I've been caught slipping like the Star Wars kid
When I'm on eBay sniping a bid
Catch me on a webcam like numa numa
See me at the club and I'm rocking Puma
Another net legend, if ya see me yodel
Spit a little something that's anecdotal:
Tell me bout the time that eBaumsworld
Stole your chop like I stole your girl
Catch me on genmay not Something Awful;
Lowtax would ban me, rofl rofl
I'm a certified legend but I'm still your bro
This is a PSA, boy: The More You Know

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