Joe Hawley
Mucka Blucka
Bluck bluck bluck, ba-bluck bluck blucka
A-blucka bluh, blucka bluck bluck blucka
Bluck bluck bluck blu-blu-bluck. Blucka!
Blucka blucka blucka blucka bluck-bluck

A-bluck bluck bluck blucka blu-ha-ha
Blaaah, mucka blucka
Mucka-blah, mucka-blah, mucka ba-ba, ba-ba
Mucka blucka blucka blough. Blucka!

Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (bluck bluck bluck blucka)
Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (bluck, blucka)
Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (blucka blah ba ba mu-blucka)
Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow

Bluck

Blucka mucka blough ba-blah
Bluck, blucka, ba-blah
Bluckity bluck-bluck-bluck. Ba-ba
Blickity bow, bluck blickity bow, bluck bluck bow
Bluck bluck bluck bluck
Bluck bluck bluck bluck bluck bow

Muck bluck bluck, bluck bow, muck bluck-ow
Muck blick bluck, bluck bow
Muck bluck bluck, bluck blough, blough, blough
Bluck bluck blah blah blah blah blah
Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (bluck, blucka)
Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (oh, oh, blucka)
Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (blucka, ba ba blucka)
Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (oh, oh, blucka, blucka)
Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (blucka blucka blucka bluck bluck blucka)
Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (oh, oh, blucka)
Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (blucka blucka blucka blucka blucka blucka)
Mucka, ba, ba, blucka, ba, ba, bow (blucka blucka blucka bluck bluck bow)

Blooeigh!