Are you going to eat that crazy food?
May I please have some of it too?
Oh, I hope that it does not
Give you indigestion
This was once a true phantasy of mine

S***, it's f****** bonkers
At the farmers’ market
We drove the g** d*** Jeep
And there’s no place to park it

What the f***? Cuss!
Check out that lazy dude
With all that crazy food
Handing ample samples
Out to non-customers

F****** find that punk
If s*** ever gets dire
G** d***! He's Superman!
Who the h***’s his supplier?

Rapunzel, Rapunzel
Let down your spaghetti
Seriously though, he’s packing
Chow like confetti
"Ready?"

S***! Uh…
Allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai
Banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choi chai
Seitan pot pie, marbled rye

Bedhi'd black eyed peas, bing cherries
Chioggia beets, hold the meats, gooseberries
Cayenne chestnut, chia, coconut, custard
Dahlia dates, saffron, dijon mustard (You're flustered!)

Durian, curry, kale, kasava
Clove, eggplant, flax, demitasse, kava
Garlic, kumquat, lychee, oca root
Jalapeños, garbanzos, starfruit, snakefruit

Lavender, lime, karela, kohlrabi
Juniper, jak, wakame, wasabi
Papaya, papalo, marigold, mango
Oregano, sake, lemon, luo han guo

Kiwi, catnip, carolina reaper
Egusi, icaco (Why can't this be cheaper?)
Poppies, asparagus, Queen Anne's carrots
Broccoli, a gac, and that’ll take care of us
You have more?!
Wherefore dost thou obtain such crazy food
Thou crazy f***?

Collard greens, butter beans, vanilla
Pomegranate, pineapple sarsaparilla
Rambutan dragonfruit, tapioca
Atemoya, akebia, rose mocha

Amanita muscaria, chive, potatoes
WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES
PARSLEY SAGE ROSEMARY wait…
Almost seems like this should be illegal
(Will these even fit in the vehicle?)

WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB
TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD
BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO
BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (Wow.)

CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZINNIA
KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS
LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER
GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER

APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH
PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH
SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO
SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO
YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA
CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA
PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE
GINGKO OLIVE MAPLE ICE

THYME STRAWBERRY
PAPAYA CATTAIL SHERRY
MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA
ARGYREIA NERVOSA

CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS
What’s with the HEMLOCKS?!
BOURBON APRICOT SOUR
TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER

SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMICELLI
AVOCADO PISTACHIO CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY
PERSIMMONS HEMP HEARTS GREEN GODDESS
CELASTRUS PANICULATUS
KOMBUCHA and ORANGES

Cash only? Uh, nevermind

[JAPANESE, reversed]
Are you going to eat that disgusting food, really?