[Intro]
(Four)

[Verse 1]
Can I get a T? (T!)
And if you hit me with the A-L-L-Y
Then you'd see why the Hall is hipper than y'all
The mini mall is calling us all in
So kids, pack up your mom's car
Back up the Windstar
Kick it in drive and arrive at the mega mart
Slide the side hatch with pride 'cause your ties match
On booty duty like your name was Eddie Thatch
WWTHD?
We like to kick it at the university
But all work and no play makes us crazy
So we jump in the bumping SUV
Hit the street get the sweet tunes on ([?])
Do a donut on your mama's front lawn
And sooner than you know, you've found the rock 'n' roll show
At the Tizzy Hizzy we'll be gone

[Chorus]
We're in the mini-mall
Working the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
[Verse 2]
What's the name?
The Tally Hall boys, I maintain
Yellow Rob, the suave fellow writes
Homophonic tunes of how love bites
Joe, the proud, red guy we adore
Is my amp too loud?
No, turn it up more ([?])
So Steve in the back sipping 'gnac can hear
The playboy snob never does appear
Andrew's got green over a shirt named polo
Deems a high-pitched note as his solo
Pack it back I just don’t do
My name is Zubin and my tie's blue

[Chorus]
We're in the mini-mall
Working the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
We're in the mini-mall
Working the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall

[Verse 3]
Can I get a click?
Flick off the switch
And we'll ignite the night in pitch
Singing songs you like to hear
And the world will disappear
Then we'll be glowing in the dark
Lighting up the park
Revealing that the Hall is the place that aims to please
With unpredictable games and antiquities
They're collectibles so delectable
The unreliable style's undetectable
Like I might rap like an English chap
Take you by the knickers and I'll bum you'll slap
You didn't think we had the gall
Well bloody welcome to Tally Hall
We're stereosonic, we're animatronic
We're rapping with the robo-electronic Ebonics
A quick distraction, a mechanic attraction
Got a penny in your pocket for the slot, rock!
[Bridge]
Hey ho don't you know
It's a good old-fashioned puppet show
That's right, quite the set
We're the marionette quintet
We think we're playing in a band
But we'd love to give you all a hand, woo!

[Chorus]
We're in the mini-mall
Working the carnival
We like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall

[Outro]
We think we're playing in a band
But we'd love to give you all a hand