[Verse 1]
In an amblin' van lived a banjo man
And his name was Hot Rod Duncan
He didn't know why they called him that
But he just went along with it (what's my name?)

[Chorus]
Hot Rod Duncan always felt ashamed
Hot Rod Duncan didn't know his name

(Poor Hot Rod)

[Verse 2]
Now Hot Rod had a savvy dad
Who died for the business part
The instrument was relevant
As long as it played like art (what's my name?)

[Chorus]
Hot Rod Duncan di'n't know how to string it
Hot Rod Duncan opted just to wing it

(Oh well)

[Verse 3]
Hot Rod was the best because
He traveled well and wise
The van was actually
An electric spaceship in disguise (what's my name?)
[Chorus]
Hot Rod Duncan hail'd from the Appalachians
Hot Rod Duncan transcend'd global nations

(Yee-ha)

(Go, Hot Rod. Take it, Hot Rod.)
(He said take it.)
(What's the matter, can't take it? You gotta remember to string up that banjo. I tell you what.)

[Verse 4]
One time he flew his banjo to
The planet Jupiter
Among the rife intelligent life
He managed to locate her (what's my name?)

[Chorus]
Hot Rod Duncan found his unicorn
Hot Rod Duncan: magically reborn

[Verse 5]
Eventually he came to see
The banjo was his friend
He helped that girl to spacey whirls
She learned him how to bend (what's my name)
[Chorus]
Hot Rod Duncan strung that banjo well
Hot Rod Duncan played it purty swell

(You know what I'm talkin' 'bout?)

[Verse 6]
When Hot Rod came to know his name
He returned to planet Earth
And this is where (by just a hair)
He finally glean'd his worth (what's my name?)

[Chorus]
Hot Rod Duncan: legend in his time
Hot Rod Duncan reasond with a rhyme

(They adopted a dog named Cloister)

[Verse 7]
The he and she would guarantee
A gleeful galaxy
They were so happy he phoned her pappy
And the rest is history

[Outro]
(I think it's T double-E double-R double-R double-I double-F double-I double-C, C, C. What kind of an acrobat do you think I am?)
(What's my name?)
Yeah, the rest is history

"You ain't cool, unless, you pee your pants!"
"Hey man, Ernie peed his pants too!"
"Alright"
"If peeing your pants is cool... consider me - JOHN DINKLEBEAN!!"
[Anguish noises]
John Dinklebean!
Fuck

HOOMESTUCK