[Intro: Left Eye]
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Yes my fine gentlemen friends
Okay, we're gonna turn to the chapter in Eyenetics
Called Left Pimping
Everybody turn to Left Pimping
Now as you can see
It's located in a region near your man
Called untitled space

[Refrain: T-Boz]
I'm T-Boz I got it like that
Left Eye's dope she's got it like that
Chilli's fly she's got it like that
TLC and that's where it's at
I'm T-Boz I got it like that
Left Eye's dope she's got it like that
Chilli's fly she's got it like that
TLC and that's where it's at

[Verse 1: T-Boz]
We met at the park at the Summer Jams
Tims untied with saggy pants
Not the kind of guy I would give a chance
But he was kinda packin' under circumstance
6 foot 3 sexy as can be
Saw him through the crowd comin' up to me
He said 'aren't you that shorty from TLC?'
He told me 'bout the things he would doin' to me
[Bridge: Chilli (TLC)]
(So come on over)
Let me check you out
See just what you're talkin' 'bout
(So come on over)
Boy you turn me on
Talkin' that stuff on the telephone
(So come on over)
You got me so enthused
I can't wait to get next to you
(So come on over)
Don't let it take too long
I'm ready to put it on

[Break 1: T-Boz]
You need some ginseng
For your ping ping
So we can do it!
Oops

[Chorus: TLC & (Left Eye)]
First he came
And then he went (Come on y'all! Dip!)
Right to sleep on me (Do the Left Pimpin')
I could not believe (Come on everybody! Dip!)
Wake it up and give me what I need
Yeah yeah (Do the Left!)
First he came
And then he went (Yeah, yeah)
Right to sleep so fast (Dip!)
Did he have it up his sleeve? (Do the Left!)
To pull a quickie on me (Come on, you ain't skippin you ain't pimpin)
He pulled a quickie on me
[Post-Chorus]
No no no no no he didn't
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he did not (Ahh)
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he didn't (Whoo)
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he didn't
Yeah yeah

[Verse 2: T-Boz]
Called me up to apologize
Said he owed me one, it's a night for night
Didn't know if he should get another chance
But he was kinda packin' under circumstance
He didn't know that I peeped him out
Picked up on what a quickie is all about
So I waited till I get him back to the crib
So I could switch it up and show him how it is

[Bridge: Chilli (TLC)]
(So come on over)
Let me check you out
See just what you're talkin' 'bout
(So come on over)
Boy you turn me on
Talkin' that stuff on the telephone
(So come on over)
You got me so enthused
I can't wait to get next to you
(So come on over)
Don't let it take too long
I'm ready to put it on
[Break 2: Chilli]
Oh wait hold up hold up hold up
Is your name Houdickie?
Cause I heard you pulled a quickie

[Chorus: (Chilli) {T-Boz}]
First he came
And then he went (Yeah)
Right to sleep on me
I could not believe
Wake it up and give me what I need
Yeah, yeah
First he came {First he came}
And then he went {And then he went}
Right to sleep so fast
Did he have it up his sleeve?
To pull a quickie on me
He pulled a quickie on me

[Post-Chorus]
No no no no no he didn't {Yeah, yeah}
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he did not {Yeah, yeah, yeah}
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he didn't {Yeah, yeah}
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he didn't {Yeah, yeah, yeah}
Yeah yeah

[Break 3: Left Eye]
Now as we bring this class to a close
There is one last thing that we must review everybody
Alright, it's called the Left Pimp Dance
Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna put ur left foot in front
Leeeeeean to the left and.....
(Man, I heard you pulled a quickie)

[Verse 3: Left Eye]
Just like sweet rivers
I got a tasteful flow
My ears and neck shivers
With this icy snow
Head soulfully quiver
Cause the rhythm knows
How to correlate
With necks till vertebrae's blow
I murder days though
Meanin' I kill time
You heard of Mayo?
Well, my cars do real fine
Miracle Whip this lyrical chick
On some spiritual shit
This will be a perennial trip
Damn (damn)
I'm that imperial bitch (uh)

[Chorus: (Chilli) {T-Boz}]
First he came {Hey now, hey now, hey now}
And then he went
Right to sleep on me (Right to sleep on me)
I could not believe (I could not believe, yeah yeah)
Wake it up and give me what I need {Ginseng for your ping ping}
Yeah, yeah
First he came
And then he went {And then he went}
Right to sleep so fast (Right to sleep so fast) {So fast ah!}
Did he have it up his sleeve? {Up his sleeve ah!}
To pull a quickie on me
He pulled a quickie on me (And let me tell ya now)

[Refrain]
I'm T-Boz I got it like that (He pulled a quickie)
Left Eye's dope she's got it like that (He pulled a quickie)
Chilli's fly she's got it like that (He pulled a quickie quickie quickie)
TLC and that's where it's at {We're TLC hah!}

[Post-Chorus]
No no no no no he didn't
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no no no he didn't
Yeah yeah
And I'm not doin' it with him anymore