(Verse)
I'm a dumb noob Steve
I eat rotten flesh and raw beef
I don't care about the new updates
And I really need a furnace
I feel scared (scared)
No armor (armor)
Pretend the mobs bother me
I'm not very strong but
I'll heck you up if you're mean to dogs

It's getting cold down here deep inside the mineshaft
I skipped class to play with you
I really like playing Minecraft, if
Cows and chickens are girls
How do they spawn kids together?
What's it like in a female world
I bet it's just so much better

(Pre-Chorus)
I just found diamonds
And I think I’ll craft a diamond sword

(Chorus)
Don't mess with me, I'm a pro now and I'm very scary
I punch oak trees, mine out at night, and I kill zombies
Don't join my world 'cause I won't play, don’t wanna play with you
Ain't that how its s'posed to be? Though it isn't me
Boys will be dogs right?
(Boys will be dogs right?)

(Verse)
I'm a dumb noob Steve
All I wanna do is craft
My mum told me that she's worried
And i couldn’t give a heck

I have friends who understand me
Their names are Alex, cat, and dog
They don't type much but
They have always helped me

The other boys at school
Think it's cool to play fortnite
But they're losing all the time
The dogs advised not to play fortnite

And if you wanna die
Make sure that they never see it
Or even better yet
Log off and never save it

(Pre-Chorus)
I just found diamonds
And I think I’ll craft a diamond sword
(Chorus)
Don't mess with me, I'm a pro now and I'm very scary
I punch oak trees, mine out at night, and I kill zombies
Don't join my world 'cause I won't play, don’t wanna play with you
Ain't that how its s'posed to be? Though it isn't me
Boys will be dogs right?

(Boys will be dogs right?)

(Bridge)
Just found diamonds
And I think I’ll craft a diamond sword
(Just found diamonds
And I think I’ll craft a diamond sword)
Just found diamonds
And I think I’ll craft a diamond sword
(Just found diamonds
And I think I’ll craft a diamond sword)