[Intro]
One, two, three, four

[Verse 1]
Met a girl some time ago
I call her Midget Matzah
Cutest thing that I've ever know’d
She's my little cutie
Coming to visit, gonna grab that whale, they call him Shamu
I'll grab his head and you grab his tail
And we’ll bring him to the ocean

[Chorus]
Whoa-oh, I hope it's not very far, 'cause whales are very heavy
And whoa-oh, we'll let him jump over you
Pretend he's Free Willy

[Verse 2]
We'll be just like Bonnie and Clyde
For the 21st century
Driving around in cars that run on vegetable oil
And riding turtles to the ocean

[Chorus]
Woah-oh, bring a camera so the world can see
The cracks in the concrete
Woah-oh, the cutest thing that ever be
My little cutie
Woah-oh, bring a camera so the world can see
The cracks in the concrete
And woah-oh, the cutest thing that ever be
My little cutie
[Outro]
My little cutie
My little cutie
My little cutie