[Verse 1: Cavetown & Chloe Moriondo (Spoken)]
I'm a dumb teen boy
I eat sticks and rocks and mud
I don't care about the government
And I really need a hug
I feel stupid (*stupid!*)
Ugly (*ugly!*)
Pretend it doesn't bother me
I'm not very strong but
I'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs

[Bridge: Cavetown & Others]
*clap*, *clap*
*clap*, *clap*

[Verse 2: Chloe Moriondo & *Others*]
It's getting cold (*clap*, *clap*)
Down here underneath the weather (*clap*, *clap*)
I skipped class to sit with you (*clap*, *clap*)
I really like your spotty sweater (*clap*, *clap*)
If ladybugs are girls (*clap*, *clap*)
How do you make kids together? (*clap*, *clap*)
What's it like in a female world? (*clap*, *clap*)
I bet it's just so much better (*clap*, *clap*)

[Pre-Chorus: Both & *Others*]
I just turned fourteen (*clap*, *clap*)
And I think this year I'm gonna be mean (*clap*, *clap*)
[Chorus: Both & *Others*]
Don't mess with mе, I’m a big boy now and I'm very scary (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)
I punch my walls, stay out at night, and I do karate (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)
Don't messagе me 'cause I won't reply, I wanna make you cry (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)
Ain't that how its s’posed to be? Though it isn’t me (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)
Boys will be bugs, right? (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)
Boys will be bugs, right? (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)
Boys will be bugs, right?

[Verse 3: Both & *Others*]
I'm a dumb teen boy (*clap*, *clap*)
All I wanna do is quit (*clap*, *clap*)
My mum told me that she's worried (*clap*, *clap*)
And I couldn't give a shit (*clap*, *clap*)
I have friends who understand me (*clap*, *clap*)
Their names are spider, beetle, bee (*clap*, *clap*)
They don’t say much but (*clap*, *clap*)
They have always listened to me (*clap*, *clap*)

[Bridge: Cavetown & Others]
*clap*, *clap*
*clap*, *clap*

[Verse 4: Both & *Others*]
The other boys at school (*clap*, *clap*)
Think it's cool to hate your parents (*clap*, *clap*)
But they’re lying all the time (*clap*, *clap*)
The bugs advised that I should let 'em (*clap*, *clap*)
And if you wanna cry (*clap*, *clap*)
Make sure that they never see it (*clap*, *clap*)
Or even better yet (*clap*, *clap*)
Block it out and never feel it (*clap*, *clap*)
[Pre-Chorus 1: Both & *Others*]
I just turned fourteen (*clap*, *clap*)
And I think I know everything (*clap*, *clap*)

[Chorus]
Don't mess with me, I’m a big boy now and I'm very scary (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)
I punch my walls, stay out at night, and I do karate (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)
Don't message me 'cause I won't reply, I wanna make you cry (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)
Ain't that how its s’posed to be? Though it isn’t me (*clap*, *clap*, *clap* )
Boys will be bugs, right? (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*)

[Pre-Chorus 2: Both & *Others*]
Just turned fourteen (*clap*, *clap*)
And I think this year I'm gonna be mean (*clap*, *clap*)
Just turned fourteen (*clap*, *clap*)
And I think I know everything (*clap*, *clap*)
Just turned fourteen (*clap*, *clap*)
And I think this year I'm gonna be mean (*clap*, *clap*)
Just turned fourteen (*clap*, *clap*)
And I think the world revolves around me (*clap*, *clap*)

[Bridge: Cavetown & Others]
*clap*, *clap*
*clap*, *clap*
*clap*, *clap*
*clap*, *clap*
*clap*, *clap*
[Chorus Both & Others]
Don't mess with me, I’m a big boy now and I'm very scary (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)
I punch my walls, stay out at night, and I do karate (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)
Don't message me 'cause I won't reply, I wanna make you cry (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)
Ain't that how its s’posed to be? Though it isn’t me (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)
Boys will be bugs, right? (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)
Boys will be bugs, right? (*clap*, *clap*, *clap*, *clap*)

[Outro: Chloe Moriondo & Cavetown (Spoken)]
?: You're going out in 5 minutes
Chloe: What?
Cavetown: Ahhhh!
*laughing*'
Chloe: Screw this, screw this, screw that camera, screw this life!