[Verse 1]
I was examining the walls of my encephalon
Looking for hot heshers playing Robotron
I was luxuriating on the davenport
Flagellating myself like it was some kind of sport

[Chorus]
Well, that's a bitch
C'mon, baby, that's a bitch
C'mon, sugar, that's a bitch
C'mon, baby, that's a bitch

[Verse 2]
I was deep within the bowels of the establishment
Wondering how I'm ever gonna pay the rent
I was boning up on my Icelandic declensions
When the landlord rang me up and said
"You don't get no extension"

[Chorus]
That's a bitch
C'mon, baby, that's a bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone old bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone old bitch
C'mon, baby, that's a bitch
[Verse 2]
I am feeling an unmistakable cacoethes
This awsome fellowship with some sort of less perceptive species
I am feeling an itch in my medulla oblongata
Yeah, it happens a lot the doctor says I got a lotta imagination
That could lead to extended bouts of frustration
I'm losing patience
It's a classic demonstration

[Verse 3]
I was rehearsing my phillipic, it's going to be terrific
They will get a dressing down, that'll be apocalyptic
I was wondering if should begin to decathect
Cause I am feeling to attatched
I want to disconnect
I was availing myself for some old school neurosis
When a fella on the radio said "Bela Lugosi's Dead"

[Chorus]
Well, baby, that's a bitch
C'mon, baby, that's a bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone old bitch (C'mon, baby)
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone old bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch (That's a bitch)
That's a stone old bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch (C'mon, baby, that's a bitch)
That's a stone old bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch
That's a stone old bitch
That's a bitch, that's a bitch (That's a bitch)
That's a stone old bitch