[Verse 1]
Leave on the lights, babe
I'm so scared of heights, babe
It hurts so hard when you fall
You think you've been somewhere
But you've really been nowhere at all

[Verse 2]
It's just like Key Largo
Melvyn Douglas and Garbo
Like Bogie and Lauren Bacall
We try to be cool
But we dance like two fools at the ball

[Chorus]
Me with my jive
And you with your Chanel #5
Don't we just make the cat meow?
Me in my pleats like Fred Astaire
You in your curls like Claudette Colbert
Ain't we 'bout as cool as Iceland, baby?
And how

[Verse 3]
Here with my four walls
My Mose and my [?]
I wrote you an old-fashioned song
For whatever it's worth, baby
This is your birthday song