Japanese Banana

[Spoken Verse 1]
Ah, isn't it beautiful boys? The ancient land of Japan!
Boy, sure is pretty
It sure is!
I'm hungry! I want a banana
Stop it Alvin. Now, there's famous Mt. Fujiyama
And look at the pretty cherry blossoms!
This is a land that has everything: rice, fish
Any bananas?
No Alvin, they don't grow any
I want a banana!
Good idea! Let's have a banana
Yeah, banana!
Sh, boys let's not make a fool of ourselves
Don't do anything to embarrass me, I'll never bring

[Chorus]
Wish we had a Japanese banana
It would be so very nice
Want a juicy Japanese Banana
Don't want the cherries and rice
We can see they have so many things
And we are glad that it's so!
But do they grow a Japanese banana
That's what we like to know!
[Spoken Verse 2]
Did you have to do that Alvin?
What?
You and your brothers I mean
Singing about a banana like that
We're hungry for bananas!
There are no bananas. There are plenty of cherries
Do you like cherries?
Well, as a matter of fact I do
I like cherries
We like bananas!
Alvin, I told you to be polite on this trip
Now will you please calm down and stop this fool

[Chorus]
Wish we had a Japanese banana
It would be so very nice
Want a juicy Japanese Banana
Don't want the cherries and rice
We can see they have so many things
And we are glad that it's so!
But do they grow a Japanese banana
That's what we like to know!

[Outro]
That's the worst banjo player I've ever heard
That's not a banjo, Alvin; that's a shamisen
That's the worst shamisen player I've ever heard
Do they have any grapes here?