Alvin:
How I love wooden shoes
And white tulips
Where the glorious windmills abound

Dave:
We're not in Holland, Alvin

Alvin:
Oh!

And the chime of Big Ben
Can be heard around the town

Where the guards stand
So straight at the palace
And the fog is as thick as it gets

Dave:
We're not in England

Alvin:
I knew that

And the leaning tower
Even though it is bent
Dave:
Not Italy

Alvin:
There is nothing as great as Spain

Dave:
Nope

Alvin:
Or dancing at Oktoberfest

Dave:
Try again

Alvin:
My heart soars in Amsterdam

Dave:
Uh uh

Alvin:
And skiing in San Moritz

Dave:
Wrong
Alvin:
As we ride through the desert on camels
The sun beating upon our face

Dave:
Camels?
Do you see any camels, Alvin?!

Alvin:
And the kangaroos are hopping
All around the place

Dave:
Kangaroos?

Alvin:
As the African lions approach us
And we barely escape with our lives

Dave:
Oh, come on!

Alvin:
We crawled over the Great Wall of China
And woke up in Budapest
To our surprise
Dave:
Alvin...

Alvin:
There is nothing as great as Nome

Dave:
Alaska?

Alvin:
Or sailing down the blue Danube

Dave:
Oh my gosh

Alvin:
The royalty of Monaco

Dave:
Uh, hold it

Alvin:
We may never go back home

Dave:
Fellows...

Alvin:
As the snakes sway and dance
Out of baskets
And the...

Dave:
Okay, that's it you, guys
Hold it right there
There's no dancing snakes
Or kangaroos or lions approaching

We're in Greece
Home of the Parthenon
The Acropolis
The Eiffel Tower

Simon:
Dave, the Eiffel Tower is in France

Dave:
I knew that
You guys have got me all mixed up
London, Switzerland
Where are we?