Picture you upon my knee
Tea for two and two for tea
Me for you
And you for me alone

I got candy and walnuts too
I give the candy and nuts to you

Nobody near us
To see us or hear us
No friends or relations
On weekend vacations
We won't have it known
That we own a telephone

Ting, ting, ting-a-ling
Ring-a-ding

Day will break and you’ll awake
And start to bake a sugar cake
For me to take
For all the boys to see

See the dog bark
A bow wow
We will raise a family
A boy for you, a girl for me
Can't you see
How happy we would be?

Heh, heh, heh
Oh, Alvin, you're such a rascal

Picture you upon my knee
Tea for two and two for tea
Me you
And you for me alone

[Dave]:
Alvin!

Nobody near us
To see hear us
Friends relations
Weekend vacations
Won’t have it known
We own a telephone
Don't call me
I'll call you

Day will break and you'll awake
And start to bake a sugar cake
For me to take
For all the boys to see
I've got no joke here
I'm sorry

We will raise a family
A boy for you, a girl for me
Can't you see
How happy we would be?

One, two, three, four

No more!