[Intro]
Eek-A-Mouse does not dee-jay
Nor sing-jay
Nor say "la-la, wo-wo, or yea-yea"
He say "ban-ban diddle-deh" (Yeah)

[Verse 1]
I love that girl Gwen (Lord, an')
I love that girl Karen
Me say, I love that girl Gwen
And I'm in love with the three of them
How can I really support them (Lord, an')

[Chorus]
Those girls let me borrow, those girls let me lend
They even make love with my best friend Ken
I'm like a bait in the lion's den
Not even Daniel just a screw like them (Lord, an')

[Verse 2]
They used to go to Ardenne
Now live at Hughenden
I told them, meet me 'round the bend
And now it's quarter past ten (Lord, an')

[Chorus]
Those girls let me borrow, those girls let me lend
They even make love with my best friend Ken
I'm like a bait in the lion's den
Not even Daniel just a screw like them
(Scatting)
[Verse 3]
I love that girl Gwen (Lord, an')
I love that girl Karen (Lord, an')
I love that girl Jen
And I'm in love with the three of them
How can I really support them (Lord, an')

[Chorus]
Those girls let me borrow, those girls let me lend
They even make love with my best friend Ken
I'm like a bait in the lion's den
Not even Daniel just a screw like them (Lord, an')

[Verse 4]
They used to go to Ardenne
Now live at Hughenden
I told them, meet me 'round the bend
And now it's quarter past ten (Lord, an')

[Chorus]
Those girls let me borrow, those girls let me lend
They even make love with my best friend Ken
I'm like a bait in the lion's den
Not even Daniel just a screw like them

[Outro]
(Scatting)