[Chorus]
[Scatting]

[Refrain]
One of dem is an American
While di other one, him a Russian
One name Brezhnev, the other Reagan
One name Brezhnev, the other Reagan (Hey!)
All day long building neutron bomb
Other types of sophisticated weapon

[Post-Refrain]
Hey-hey-hey-hey, don't destroy the land
Hey-hey-hey-hey, don't destroy the land (Hey!)
Tell me wherе we gonna get food from?
When you dеstroy the vegetation
Animals and the plantation
Animals and the plantation (Hey!)

[Verse 1]
Hey-hey-hey, Argentina an' England
They two are fighting over Falkland Island
American say dem want Afghanistan
"Hey, no, no, no, no, no", say the Russian (Hey!)
Hey-hey-hey-hey, the Shah of Iran
He stole the money an' away he ran
He say, "Hey-hey, catch me if you can"
[Chorus]
[Scatting]

[Refrain]
One of dem, him American
While di other one, him a Russian
One name Brezhnev, the other Reagan
All day long building neutron bomb (Hey!)

[Verse 2]
"Hey-hey-hey-hey", say the Japanese
"Hey-hey-hey-hey", say the Chinese
"Hey-hey-hey-hey", say the Syrian
"Hey-hey-hey-hey", say the white man
An' also, "Hey-hey", the black man
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, destroy those bomb (Hey!)

[Post-Verse]
Hey-hey, where we gonna get food from?
When you destroy the vegetation
Animals and the plantation

[Chorus]
[Scatting]

[Verse 3]
Hey-hey-hey-hey, the Shah of Iran
He stole the money an' away he ran
He say, "Hey-hey, catch me if you can"
He say, "Hey-hey-hey, catch me if you can" (Hey!)
[Post-Verse]
Di other time him, him say, "A famine"
Di other time him say, "A famine"
Him say, "Hey-Hey, come on in di [?]"
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, come on in di [?]"

[Outro]
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, American
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, England
Argentino an' also Russian
Don't destroy the land, the vegetation
Animals and the plantation