[Interlude: Black Rob & P. Diddy]
Dawg, listen, this some funny shit right here, dawg (What's up?)
So I was fucking with this chick, right, from D.C. (Uh-huh)
Nah'mean? So, you know, I'm fucking with the chick
So you, nah'mean, I say "Come back to the telly, you nam'sayin'? Let's pop off somethin'
I got a little Hennessy up there, a little Thug Passion, whatever" (Yeah)
You know, so she was like, "Alright, cool." Nah'mean?
She went and did what she had to do
Met me at the hotel about 12 midnight
You know, I'm in there, you know, I'm doing me
I'm smoking wild cheeba (Yeah)
I don't know how it jumped off but it just jumped off
By the time I knew anything, nah'mean, nah'mean...
She was sucking a n***a off
She start pulling my pants down, threw me on the bed
Like, "I like it rough" (Yeah)
You know, started sucking on my nipples—I love that shit
And she started sucking the god toes
And I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, "Yo, hold up…"
This bitch sucking my toes, I'm an old n***a
So I know my toe game ain't up to par
I ain't had a manicure or pedicure since '89, nah'mean?
So, fuck it, man—that's crazy! (That's crazy!)