[Verse 1]
(Okay I'm here, time to go into the room now)
I'm like ha ha, wait bitch you better slow down
You better take a piss
And I'ma see you in a minute
And we just got out the lobby
And the game is just beginning
(What the fuck game is it?)
Battlefield 4 and the rounds last forever
So you better close the door
She like (oh my god
Every time I'm horny you got games on your mind
You never wanna fuck me
When you're playing on your Xbox
Should've never got me in the mood
With your stupid ass sex talk)
I mean you can move if you wanna be my ex broad (What)
I'm just kidding baby see you in a minute
Now the chat talking shit saying "fuck that bitch"
I'm like you don't understand there's a tank hit the ditch
Cover me, cover me, I'ma run up on their 6
I gotta sniper on the roof and he gon' give em the dick
(Shut the fuck up, you're being too loud
And im naked in the bed, Jake get off now)
I'm like hold up a second, we got 'em spawn trapped
And my whole squad wrecking
20 kill streak got me shaking and I'm sweating
This dude on the mic in my ear breathing heavy
Now I'm in the jet like
Oh my damn hit me with the soflam
I ain't got another flare
And they gon' take me to the ground
Eject on them bitches
Turn around with the quickness
Got a rocket in their vision
Ain't no stopping me, I'm vicious
With the semi automatic popping on em like an addict
Got me creeping in the bushes
Talking shit I wish they would
I'll sneak up on em with the knife
I got their tags in my sites
Take it, add em to my bag
We can do this all night (Jake hurry up)
Can't you see I'm in a game girl
Gimme a second, I like the way
You scream my name though
I been outta work all week
And I ain't even change clothes
[Verse 2]
Now I'm wiping up my tears
Baby cover your ears
I don't want you hear me
Crying at that part where Joel is dying
Ellie got him on the horse
And they just keep on trekking north
And then the winter time hits
Joel's dead? fuck this
Oh damn she just met up with a guy
Looking shady in his eyes
Got his friend with him
Say they got some Penicillin
Wait, is Joel really dead
Y'all fucking with my mind
Why would she need penicillin
If he really died
He's alive, holy shit
What a twist, now I'm pissed
This game is amazing
Story telling is crazy
Know my baby gon' hate me
Take a break, can't make me
I gotta keep on playing
So i see how Ellie save me
Now Ellie's in danger
David tryna kill her
And I gotta go and save her
You don't understand how important it is
To be the man in this situation
Gotta save the kid (It's a game)
It's more than a game, that's your issue
You don't even know about half the shit
That I been through
Clickers everywhere and their creepy as fuck
And that Bill guys a dick but he gave us a truck
You the one that's always playing trap queen
I'll be there in a minute lemme watch this giraffe scene
[Skit]
(Jake you are not crying over a video game)
No I'm not, stop

[Verse 3]
(Okay that's enough I'm sick of it
I'm going to my mom's house
If you ain't gonna have nothing to do with me
I miss the way it used be
You're not even the same
You only give a shit about your stupid fucking game)
I'm like baby come on now just calm down
I'm sorry, I won't do it again
I know you talking shit about me to your friends
Just let me take you out to eat or something
Then I'll fuck like we used to do when we were younger
You didn't even know my number
Now you got me saved as bitch boy
But two can play that game
I changed your name to fuck toy
But you don't even fuck me anymore

[Skit 2]
(You don't even fuck me anymore)
Okay, look, the game's off
I turned it off, you see it (yes)
Okay, fuck, let's go to the room
Hold on, let me grab my phone
[Verse 4]
So I can play Pokemon GO
There's a Gym down the road
I'll be back in a minute
I gotta meet up with my bros

[Outro]
I'm just kidding
I'm just kidding
Come on