[Intro]
(I can't believe he-
Boy I'm bringing home 2 bitches tonight
Boy I'm bringing home 3 bitches motherfucker
Woo, we 'bout to get fucked up boy
I got, we all gonna take like 12 shots
I'mma do a bunch of coke
Ohh, me toooo!)

I'm probably just gonna skip out tonight
Y'all go ahead
(Boy, you never go out with us
Get your ass up, we going to the fucking club)
Alright, just go ahead, I'll meet you there
(Okay, let's go. Boutta get fucked up!)

[Verse 1]
Walk into the club, 'bout to fuck it up
By that I mean I'm standing in the corner with a buzz
Wait, this time I'ma go hard
Starin' at my phone while I walk up to the bar

Aye, le'me get a beer, I don't care which one
I don't wanna start a tab cause I only need one
I'm a light weight, so I'm gonna drink like half
Bottom of the bottle I'ma probably need a cab
(Oh my god, hey!)
Hi, oh, she was talking to another guy
Shit, I'm moving over to the other side
Quick, I gotta find somewhere to go and hide

How 'bout upstairs? Wait it's roped off
V.I.P, can't go there (Fuck Off)
I just said I can't go up there, dude
I wasn't gonna try to sneak in or anything, God

[Verse 2]
But anyways right now it's half past 10
I'm feelin kinda lit and I can't find my friends
But I don't really care 'cause the DJ
Just turned-on Fetty Wap, all the girls be twerking

Maybe I'll approach one, probably not
Fuck it, "Hey girl what's yo' name you thi-"
It's a guy, I probably should've known by the thighs
Now he's looking at me with a glimmer in his eyes

(Hey boy what's your name?) Uh jake
(Oh my god, same) I'm sorry dude but I'm not gay
(You ain't even cute anyway) Shame

[Verse 3]
My phone just died now I can't watch streams
Sitting in a corner looking at a black screen
How do I escape this awkwardness
Maybe I'll fake a call, take a piss, good shit
Gotta work my way through the crowd
1 in the morning and nobody slowing down
Shots pouring up and the blunts go around
Just dropped my phone now I'm looking on the ground

And I hope nobody step on it I recently got it
Everybody be careful because I can't leave without it
I need a flashlight, really quick, somebody please
I gotta find my phone, I gotta save the memes

Screenshots of the snaps, that I got from the bitch with the kid
Should've never messed with her but I did
Shit, that don't even matter right now
I really need to find my phone so I can sit down, found it

[Interlude]
(Look at the wiener)
What the fuck!

[Verse 4]
2 o'clock, and shit just popped off
Bitches in the back fucked up, top off
Bitches with the ass out, pullin' all my cash out
2 shots in, I'm done, I'ma tap out

Can't handle it
Everybody turnin' up for the camera lens
Dude passed out, call a ambulance
Still all alone, can't stand my friends
Fuck it, aye can I buy you a drink?
She like (No, I don't think so) "Why?"
(I don't fuck with guys, I'm a lesbian) Like "Oh, that's fine"
(But I gotta friend that thinks you're cute) I'm like "Where she at?"
She like (turn around she's right behind you) I'm like "Oh my god, she fat!"
(Hey, my name's Ashley what's your name?) My name is Jake
I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I am actually gay (Haha)

Now I gotta run to the back
The fat girl lookin' at me like I'm a snack
I just wanna find my bros so we can hit the road
I'd rather be at home so I can watch my shows

[Outro]
(Hello?) Aye, I'm heading home
(Aye, we at District, where the fuck you at?)
Wait, you're at District? (...Yeah)
I've been at Chill the whole time, my phone's been dead
I've been looking for you guys the whole fucking night
It's like 3 in the morning (Well, why the fuck ain't you call us?)
My phone was dead (𝘈𝘺𝘦, 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘑𝘢𝘬𝘦? 𝘈𝘺𝘦, 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘩𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩)
(Aye, Pinecone said you a bitch) Yeah, I heard him
Tell him I said, "Fuck you too" (Aye, aye, pinecone)
(Jake said "Fuck you too") (𝘏𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥 𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯' 𝘭𝘪𝘵)
(𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘣)
Man, shut the fuck up dude, every time we go out, this shit happens
(𝘎𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥) This is why I don't like going out with you guys
(𝘎𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘺) You always go and do some bullshit like this
(𝘎𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥, 𝘸𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩)