Hi, I'm Jesse, nice to meet you I'm jake

I like that name, I mean it's common but OK

I've never really done this before, I used to be in a relationship that I was in since 2004

Like damn that's a long ass time, you pretty cute too a girl like you must have a long ass line

Haha yeah, something like that, he was really abusive I even used to be fat

Oh, well, tell me what happened

Well he used to get drunk and get really angry then slap me

Like oh, well damn, what have I got myself into

I would end it right now, but this bitch is really fine, I just wanna see what that mouth do

Even if you were fat I'd probably never do that, ah, fuck smooth



Ok like, are you over him or not, cause I been through some shit too, but I don't listen to voice mails and shit that's kinda weird

It seems like you might need some therapy to go through
HUH

How are you gonna, make a judgment like that, I mean I'm not judgin just seems like you never had a dad

No trust me, I don't have those daddy issues, and what a bold statement you don't even know what I've been through

Bitch you got a tattoo of the dude that beat you, but while we pulling up you want the steak or the seafood

How dare you, he really was a good guy, and really I'm not even hungry, wait, maybe cheese fries

Look, I'm just lookin out for you, you're a sweet girl, I just want the best for you

How you know what's best for me? You don't even know me, I could just be crazy lying through my teeth

Wait, why would you lie, I'm just sayin I'm just tired of getting fucked over by all these ridiculous guys

But you just said you were in a relationship why would you tell me that just to tell me you were fakin shit

Like, I don't know, I haven't taken my medication and I'm on my period I hope that you don't think I'm crazy

I mean I don't think you're crazy I just think that you're playin you're really fuckin with my mind I just don't get what you're sayin

You're like every other guy, what bitch I'm just asking why you lied

Especially on the first date, we don't even know each other what is this the first grade
Reading through your bio this was sketchy in the first place

Take me to my car, I'm fuckin sick of you, you're acting like a child and I just want be through with you

That's fine with me, you actin like bitch and I don't ever wanna end up as your property

Oh my god, I think my water broke, nah I ain't falling for Jake this isn't no joke

Holy shit, there's water on the ground, I think ima be sick, get this bitch in a gown

Hold on now, we doin like 80 ima get you to the hospital as quick we can make it

Please don't have this fuckin baby in my car I just got it, I don't wanna have to hold the baby cause I might drop it