[VIVIENNE, spoken]
Maybe Warner saw a blonde who was sleeping her way to the top
But I see a woman who doesn't have to

(sung)
I used to pray for the day you'd leave
Swore up and down you did not belong
But when I'm wrong, then I say I'm wrong
And I was wrong about you
So listen up!
I see no end to what you'll achieve
That's only if you don't turn and run
You've proved it to me
Now show everyone what you can do

[VIVIENNE & ENID]
And you look great in dark blue

[VIVIENNE]
Get back in the game
Back on the case
Take a good look at my face
I'm not a fool and as a rule
I do not bond

[ENSEMBLE]
Never known her to bond
[VIVIENNE (ENSEMBLE)]
But I see a star (Ooh, sha-la-la)
You're my new muse (Ooh, sha-la-la)
You've got the best freaking shoes (Ooh, sha-la-la, ooh)

[VIVIENNE & ENSEMBLE]
And you lit a fuse
So go show them who's

[VIVIENNE (ENSEMBLE)]
Legally blonde (Sha-la-la-la-la-la)

[VIVIENNE & ENSEMBLE]
Yes, you lit a fuse
So go show them who's
Legally—

[ELLE, spoken]
Sorry, Vivienne
I'm never wearing that again

[PAULETTE, spoken]
Um, honey
You're in the supply closet

[ELLE, spoken]
I know!
I said I'm never wearing that again
I'm wearing this!
(sung)
Back in the game

[ENSEMBLE]
Yes!

[ELLE]
Back to the trial

[ENSEMBLE]
Yes!

[ELLE]
But I'm going back in my style

[ENSEMBLE]
Back in her style

[ELLE]
Girls, it's a fact

[ENSEMBLE]
Yes!

[ELLE]
When you're attacked
[ENSEMBLE]
Yes!

[ELLE]
You've got to respond

[ENSEMBLE]
Got to, got to, got to, got to respond

[ELLE]
Hand me my dog

[ENSEMBLE]
Dog!

[ELLE]
Hand me my bag

[ENSEMBLE]
Bag!

[ELLE]
And that American flag

[ENSEMBLE]
Proud to be American

[ELLE]
'Cause nobody screws

[ENSEMBLE]
No!

[ELLE]
With somebody who's

[ENSEMBLE]
Who?

[ELLE]
Legally blonde

[ENSEMBLE]
Get on your feet, 'cause she's legally blonde
Take to the street, 'cause she's legally blonde
There's no retreat when you're legally blonde, yeah!
Don't be afraid to be legally blonde
Join the parade 'cause she's—

[MOM, spoken]
Honey, look! She's leading a parade!

[ELLE, spoken]
Mom and Dad?

[MOM, spoken]
Get a picture!

[DAD]
Just one more, please, 'cause she's...

[ENSEMBLE]
Legally blonde

[DAD, spoken]
Everyone say "cheese!"

[MOM, spoken]
No, say "legally blonde!"

[ENSEMBLE, spoken]
Legally blonde!

(sung)
'Cause she's legally blonde
'Cause she's legally blonde
Yeah, she's legally blonde

[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR, spoken]
Oh my god, Elle!

[ELLE, spoken]
Thanks, Greek Chorus, but I don't need voices in my head today

[MARGOT/SERENA/PILAR, spoken]
Honey, it's us, the girls of Delta Nu!

(sung)
We came to see
Our president be
Legally blonde

[ENSEMBLE]
Jump on your feet, 'cause she's legally blonde
You've got a right to be legally blonde
You've gotta fight to be legally blonde, yeah!

[KYLE, spoken]
Paulette, I've got another package

[PAULETTE, spoken]
Thanks! "Kyle B. O'Boyle"
Hey, what does the 'B' stand for?

[KYLE, spoken]
Brendan

[ENSEMBLE]
Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Hey!
Back in the game
Back in the fray

[ENID]
Back the hell out of her way

[ENSEMBLE]
Out of her way

[BROOKE]
Mister, you're fired

[CALLAHAN, spoken]
What?

[BROOKE]
Guess who I hired

[CALLAHAN/ENSEMBLE, spoken]
Who?

[BROOKE]
To represent me
You've gotta be...

[ENSEMBLE]
Yeah, you gotta be
Yeah, you gotta be
Indubitably...

[VIVIENNE]
Legally blonde

[ENSEMBLE]
Yeah, she's legally blonde, oh, yeah

[VIVIENNE]
Legally blonde

[ENSEMBLE]
Yeah, she's legally blonde, oh, yeah

[VIVIENNE]
Legally blonde

[ENSEMBLE]
Legally blonde, oh, yeah!