Black Salami

Black Salami:

You wanna see some big black lazy dick?

Lemme show you some dick.



[Black Salami pulls out his penis, starts petting it, and then starts wiggling it around]



Bystander #1:

Look at the size of his cock.



Bystander #2:

That's why they call him Black Salami.



[Scene cuts to Black Salami pumping his genitals back and forth]



Bystander #3:

I wish my dick was that big.



Bystander #1:

You got no reez to complain.



[Camera cuts to a body shot of Black Salami wanking his penis]



Black Salami:

The other day,

This guy told me to go fuck myself.

And you know something?

I can.

Just watch.



[Cuts to a body shot of Black Salami attempting to shove his dick up in his ass]



Lyrics:

I wanna bend my dick to my ass

So I can fuck myself

And when I bend my dick I'm gonna fuck my ass

So I can fuck myself



Announcer:

OH HELL NO!



[Video cuts to an extremely close up shot of Black Salami's penis entering his ass, as dubstep starts to play]



[Video cuts back to the bystanders watching in awe]



[Video cuts to Black Salami rubbing and penetrating his penis in and out of his anus, as a shocked Patrick Star meme rises on the screen]



Black Salami:

I hope you guys like that.

See you later.