[Verse 1: Rod Stewart & Cher]
After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy, I awake
With no Bromo Seltzer handy
I don't even shake
Men are not a new sensation;
I've done pretty well, I think
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink

[Chorus: Rod Stewart & Cher]
I'm wild again, beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
Listen, baby, I couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

[Verse 2: Rod Stewart & Cher]
Lost my heart but what of it?
My mistake I agree
Oh she's such a laugh, and I love it
Although the laugh's on me

[Chorus: Cher, Rod Stewart & Cher]
Ooh, I'll sing to him, bring springs to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
Oh, you're so cute
Oh, she's kept enough, she's slept enough
And yet, where it counts she's adapt enough (Ah-ha)
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
[Bridge: Cher & Rod Stewart]
When he talks he is seeking
Words to get off his chest
Horizontally speaking
She's at her very best

[Chorus: Rod Stewart & Cher]
Oh, we've seen a lot, I mean a lot
And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
Oh, we're vexed again, perplexed again
Thank God we can't be over-sexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I