Open Your Coffin

[Spoken Intro]
The clock is 666, the bones are rattling again, ahh
It is time for yet another spooky descent into hell
Uh, I don't know what to say here
So uh, uh, Boo!

[Intro]
Bones are rattling once more
But this time, they're preparing for war
We are back for a snack
It might be you we're talking to
Ugh!

[Verse 1]
Wake up, sleepy head
I've got some news, you are dead
Welcome to the whole new you
Wakeup call is long overdue

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh man, I feel like crap
This was supposed to just be a nap
My stiff joints need some air
Time to get the hell out of here

[Chorus]
Open your coffin, break free of your grave so crappy
I said, open your coffin
Whoever put you here, they will pay
Arise, skeleton, it is your birthday
[Verse 2]
Break into a house, stealing their cash
For burgers you now make a dash
Run into McDonald's, order some fries
On TV, you materialize

[Verse 3]
All over news, the dead has come back
Ready for a skeletal payback
Earthquake of bones, cemetery rave
Join us now, crawl out of your grave

[Spoken Interlude]
This is Tom for Channel 5 news
On the scene with a skeleton
What do you have to say?
I live again

[Chorus]
Open your coffin, break free of your grave so crappy
I said, open your coffin
Whoever put you here, they will pay
Arise, skeleton, it is your birthday