[Stone Cold Steve Austin]
GIMME A HELL YEAH!

I can take you, I can win
Just go one on one with me inside the ring
I can't fight and you might taller
But austin I will because you are balder

Bald, you're bald, you're bald, you're stone cold bald
You're bald, you're bald, you're bald
You're stone cold bald

All the children point at you and say
"I sure hope I don't turn into that guy one day"
Phil collins and captain picard
Lushious hair now struck by god
A walking humpty dumpty hair banned for life
Divorce papers, now you're left without a wife
You cannot drive a car
You cannot use your dick
You cannot live your life without wearing a wig

Bald, you're bald, you're bald, you're stone cold bald
You're bald, you'rе bald, you're bald
You're stone cold bald
Somе kids made fun of a guy being bald
So god sent a bear to kill 42 of them all?
(2 kings 2:23-25)

You cannot get a job for you look like an egg
For nice hair now you sit and beg
Your house blows apart cause you have no hair
There is no hope left, you're without a prayer
You look like dr evil
You look like mister magoo
You are now homeless eating beans out of a shoe

Bald, you're bald, you're bald, you're stone cold bald
You're bald, you're bald, you're bald
You're stone cold bald

Bald?

[Stone Cold Steve Austin]
You're just as bald as me, jackass
What?
Hell yeah
You thumb looking ass
What?
Oh heeeeell yeah
The doctor from star trek
Morbius, have sex
The guy from deal or no deal
Watch out its Shaquille O'Neal
Vin Diesel and Walter White
Sold meth because their hair lacked height
The Rock and Larry David
Lost their hair because they masturbated
(too much)

[Hulk Hogan]
That's the bald up there brother

What in the world?

[Hulk Hogan]
You know something brother? I'm gonna put another 500 grand on top of that
Get your butt down here bald cause I'll kick your ass too

Fifteen stories in the air, the bald-

I am a bald american fight for the hair of every man
I am a bald american
Fight for your hair fight for the bald

Hey, hey thats the bald up there brother
You want some?
Come get some
Thats the bald brotherrgbrbrgr
Bald

Dr phil, bald
Gumby, bald
Saitama, bald
They died from being bald
Jeff bezos, bald
Joe rogan, bald
Jackie chan, bald
And joel died from bald
Lex luthor, bald
Mario, bald
Mike, bald
They all died from bald
God bald
Satan bald
This song bald
They all died from being bald

[Whistling] times to check on my stonks
Ah I see dogecoin has gone up
[Knocking] huh what's that?
Hello?

[Door & glass shattering]

[Stone Cold Steve Austin]
It's time kick some whoopass

[Chair shot]

[Joel]
AHH!

[Stone Cold Steve Austin]
Who's bald now?

[Joel]
I'm bald

[Stone Cold Steve Austin]
Who's bald now?

[Joel]
I'm bald

[Stone Cold Steve Austin]
Oh hell yeah

[Jr]
Good god almighty, good god almighty! They've killed him, he's broken in half!

[Joel]
Bald, bald, bald!

[Stone Cold Steve Austin]
Oh, what the hell? What the hell?

[Chair shot]

[Joel]
AHHH!

[Stone Cold Steve Austin]
What!

[Joel]
I'm bald, I'm bald!

[Chair shot]

[Stone Cold Steve Austin]
Gimme a hell yeah!